“We Didn’t Warm the Planet” –Rhiann Peterson

Wazzup, Y2K, Dubya, Dude where’s my car today?
Brokovich, Tivo… let’s me watch my favorite shows.


Moulin Rouge, Kathie Lee, now Regis and Kelly,
Weakest Link, Fear Factor, Zoolander is not an actor.


Low Rise Jeans with Muffin Tops,
Pink, Lil Kim, Maya, Aguileria on your Ipods

9/11 was very scary, David Gest married Liza Minelli
Holy Ring!, and accusations of R. Kelly

CHORUS
We didn't warm the planet.
It was always warming,
Since the world's been turning.
We didn’t warm the planet.
No we didn't heat it.
But we tried to beat it.

Bush Admin, American Idol Host Brain Dunkleman,
Seacrest, David Blane conquers the ultimate test.


Sk8er Boi, Lavigne, and Yao Ming

MJ, Old School, Lord of the Rings – so cool!
Governator, Chapelle, Aiken’s the real idol, can’t you tell?


Red Sox, Got any Tater Tots?
And Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

CHORUS

Napoleon Dynamite, Super Size Me starting fights
Big Mac, McGriddle, Can’t I just have a little?


Jenny Craig, Mountains and Penguins
OK Go, Just Say No


Hurricane Katrina, Martha, Youtube and Suduko.
Borat, Bad Day, Sunshine-yay!

Cheney, Dream Girls, 24
North Korea making war.

CHORUS

Bass and Harris coming out,
Crocs and myspace fading out.


Fifth Graders, Rehab, and eyeliner,
Facebook, R and R, Bye Barker.


We didn't warm the planet.
But when we are gone
Will it still warm on, and on, and on, and on...?